zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

whovianwithabeard:

breakdownopendoors:

In all honesty if The Purge was real id probably steal clothes, a puppy, candy, a new mattress.

Money, to clear debt, and food, plus TVs and movies

a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

(via whovianwithabeard)

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via ruinedchildhood)