Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

cuteegaycouples:

This is me (on the right) and my boyfriend. We’ve been together for 9 months now and I have never been happier. My parents don’t like that we’re together, but I love him too much to care.

(via happiest-disorder)

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