angel-with-a-flower-crown:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

dude I think this guy is one of my neighbors (or one of my old neighbors)

(via cinnamon-chan)

thankgodforthepyrex:

fuckthisblogshit:

Why is this so funny to me 😭😭

My side hurt

(via anawesomehuman)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via anawesomehuman)

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via anawesomehuman)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(via anawesomehuman)

tony-the-intelligent-goon:


ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(via anawesomehuman)

onehopefulromantic:

Aren’t red pandas just the cutest little muchkins ever? :3

(via thecutestofthecute)

alanaisreading:

I haven’t decided if baby chinchillas are absurdly cute or just plain absurd.

They are like 60% head and 20% fluff.

(via thecutestofthecute)

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via moan-my-name-louder)